No-Neck Tony’s opened in October of 2011 to provide patron’s an affordable and unique “watering hole” downtown Stillwater, MN, about 1/4 block off Main Street. The nostalgic atmosphere is complimented by classic entertainment, live music, skee ball, pull tabs, Tuesday night ping pong and a large HTDV.

Substantial outdoor/patio seating, dog friendly!

  • Monday: Closed
  • Tuesday / Friday: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
  • Saturday: Noon to 2:00AM
  • Sunday: 12:00AM to 1:00AM
  • $3.00 Tuesdays
  • Ping Pong Tuesdays
  • Skee Ball
  • Pull Tabs
  • 50″ HDTV
  • Giovanni’s Pizza

Bloody Mary Awards

We’re proud to be known for our hand crafted, award winning Bloody Marys.

  • Best Bloody Mary in the Valley

  • Best Bloody Mary Peoples Choice Twin Cities

  • Drink of the week on WCCO